Mother of the year

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tricky1982, Aug 11, 2013.

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  1. :rofl:
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  2. Dear god...
  3. Ha. Clatty middens.
  4. What do you expect from Scottish people?

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    Stop picking on the Mumsnet MODs.
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  6. Alcoholism, underage pregnancy and poor social skills.
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  7. I didn't know they had flush toilets in Scotland.
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  8. CanteenCowboy

    CanteenCowboy LE Book Reviewer

    "Of all of the nations of the world, perhaps only the Ancient Greeks surpass the SCOTS in their contribution to mankind." Sir Winston Churchill.

    Tarmacadam, theory of modern economics, penicillin, television, need I go on?
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  9. Oh god, now you've gone and started it! That independence thread had finally started to fall out of the constant top 10.... There'll be indignant sporans everywhere
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  10. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    And, it would appear, neither did they.
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  11. Thats only cause theres hardly anybody up there and you get bored on long cold winters evenings
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  12. And the mother's no better either.
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  13. Afew years back Kerry Catona was nominated mum of the year. What a role model she turned out to be.
  14. If only Gordon Brown had worked on the black stuff instead of trying modern economics he wouldn't need the penicillin after the twating I would give him if we ever met. Now that would make good television.
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  15. Don't forget Maxwell's equations - the foundation of stealth technology invented by a bearded Jock in the 19th century. Pretty good to come up with the countermeasures before radar had even been imagined.