Mother of 2 jailed for false rape claim.

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  1. Now not one to take the piss or owt (stop sniggering at the back) but I think this should be bloody lucky she was getting anything at all.


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  2. I can concur that she is one unfortunate looking member of the species.

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  3. She(?) is the mother of two??!! I can only assume the father(s) is/are drunken sqaddies or matelots. I mean she gives the term grimmy a new meaning.
  4. She's fucking lush. Don't fucking say you wouldn't either.

    Might need to uprate the rape van though...

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  5. Fucks sake is that the cave troll from Lord of the Rings in a wig?

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  6. I want that one!
  7. ^ awesome description. Well done sirrah!

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  8. Why haven't the fathers of her children been arrested? If they've shagged that I'd say they need sectioning for their own good.
    Isn't it offense to shag a Mong? Not like she can give informed consent.
  9. Mother of two what? Buffalo?
  10. She wouldnt get raped in a mens jail the ugly heffer.
  11. There's no distinction between where her neck ends and her head starts...
  12. Cold_Collation

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    She does look a bit of low-watter. Perhaps someone needs to sit her down and explain slowly and gently what rape is. But on no account ask her to draw what happened. She'd only eat the crayons.
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  13. With those glasses it's a wonder she could see what was happening!
  14. She could, just 50x closer.
  15. It's Jack Osborne ffs!