Mother Nature gives Heston Blumenthal a cookery lesson

Discussion in 'Cookery' started by skintboymike, Jun 15, 2009.

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  1. "On yonder hill, there was a cow; it's not there now - it must have roasted"...

    Is the moral don't stand under trees during a thunderstorm, or don't stand next to cows?
     
  2. "On yonder hill,
    There stood a coo.

    It must have moved,
    It's no there noo."

    R. Burns.