Mother inlaw song

#1
Does any body know the rest of this song I heard it one as a very young bayonet and have asked all the old wrikley's and got some verses (its was nothing to find a 10 year sapper once apon a time ,yep I knew old George from antrim ) the only one I can remember is


One night in gay paree I payed five franks to see a tattooed french lady
tattooed from head to knee
And on her back was a union jack, and on her jaw was a british man of war,
How I love her , how I love her , how I love my mother In law,
She's bold and she's bandy and she make's my c**k feel randy,
How I love her , how I love her , how I love my mother In law,

Thanks in advance for any help :wink: :wink:
 
#2
One night in gay Paree
I paid five francs to see
A great big fat lady
Tatooed from head to knee
And on her jaw was a British Man-o-war
On her back was the Union Jack, so I paid five francs more
Tatooed upon her spine
Was the RE all in line
And on her big fat bum
Was picture of the rising sun
On her fanny, was Jolsen singin' "MAAAMEEE"
How I love her, Oh I love her
And I love my mother in law.

I love my mother in law though she's nothing but a fuckin' old whore
She nags me day and night
I can't do **** all right
I heard today, she's comin' here to stay
Isn't it a pity, she's only one titty and she's in the family way
Last night I greased the stairs, put tin tacks on the chairs
I hope she breaks her neck
She's nothin' but a fuckin' old wreck
The insurance will come in handy
'Cos I do like drinkin' brandy
Oh I love her, I love her, I love my mother in law.
 
#4
Fatbadge said:
One night in gay Paree
I paid five francs to see
A great big fat lady
Tatooed from head to knee
And on her jaw was a British Man-o-war
On her back was the Union Jack, so I paid five francs more
Tatooed upon her spine
Was the RE all in line
And on her big fat bum
Was picture of the rising sun
On her fanny, was Jolsen singin' "MAAAMEEE"
How I love her, Oh I love her
And I love my mother in law.

I love my mother in law though she's nothing but a *' old whore
She nags me day and night
I can't do * all right
I heard today, she's comin' here to stay
Isn't it a pity, she's only one titty and she's in the family way
Last night I greased the stairs, put tin tacks on the chairs
I hope she breaks her neck
She's nothin' but a *' old wreck
The insurance will come in handy
'Cos I do like drinkin' brandy
Oh I love her, I love her, I love my mother in law.
Or:

One night in gay Paree
I paid five francs to see
A great big fat lady
Tatooed from head to knee
And on her jaw was a British Man-o-war
On her back was the Union Jack, so I paid five francs more
And up and down her spine
Was the Royal Engineers in line
And on her lilly white t*ts, t*ts, t*ts
Were a fleet of battle ships, ships, ships
On her fanny, was Jolsen singin' "MAAAMEEE"
How I love her, Oh I love her
And I love my mother in law.

I love my mother in law though she's nothing but a *' old whore
She nags me day and night
I can't do * all right
She's bald, she's bandy
But she makes my c*ck feel randy!
How I love her, How I love her
How I love my Mother-in-law

I love my wife (yes I do, Yes I do)
I love her dearly
I love the hole
She p*sses through.
I love her t*ts (tiddley its, tiddley its)
And her big brown a*sehole
I'd eat her sh*t with a rusty spoon (rusty spoon, rusty spoon)

She's bald, she's bandy
But she makes my c*ck feel randy!
How I love her, How I love her
How I love my Mother-in-law!

Not enough singing in the Corps these days, the education of the youngsters is lacking. On an Air Sp ex a few years ago we were actually outsung by the Crabs!!! Come on boys lets spread the songs!

(No my newpaper man I am not promoting bullying)
 
#5
[edited coz my computer obviously has a stutter]
 
#6
Fatbadge said:
One night in gay Paree
I paid five francs to see
A great big fat lady
Tatooed from head to knee
And on her jaw was a British Man-o-war
On her back was the Union Jack, so I paid five francs more
Tatooed upon her spine
Was the RE all in line
And on her big fat bum
Was picture of the rising sun
On her fanny, was Jolsen singin' "MAAAMEEE"
How I love her, Oh I love her
And I love my mother in law.

I love my mother in law though she's nothing but a *' old whore
She nags me day and night
I can't do * all right
I heard today, she's comin' here to stay
Isn't it a pity, she's only one titty and she's in the family way
Last night I greased the stairs, put tin tacks on the chairs
I hope she breaks her neck
She's nothin' but a *' old wreck
The insurance will come in handy
'Cos I do like drinkin' brandy
Oh I love her, I love her, I love my mother in law.
Or:

One night in gay Paree
I paid five francs to see
A great big fat lady
Tatooed from head to knee
And on her jaw was a British Man-o-war
On her back was the Union Jack, so I paid five francs more
And up and down her spine
Was the Royal Engineers in line
And on her lilly white t*ts, t*ts, t*ts
Were a fleet of battle ships, ships, ships
On her fanny, was Jolsen singin' "MAAAMEEE"
How I love her, Oh I love her
And I love my mother in law.

I love my mother in law though she's nothing but a *' old whore
She nags me day and night
I can't do * all right
She's bald, she's bandy
But she makes my c*ck feel randy!
How I love her, How I love her
How I love my Mother-in-law

I love my wife (yes I do, Yes I do)
I love her dearly
I love the hole
She p*sses through.
I love her t*ts (tiddley its, tiddley its)
And her big brown a*sehole
I'd eat her sh*t (gobble,gobble, munch, munch)
With a rusty spoon (rusty spoon, rusty spoon)

She's bald, she's bandy
But she makes my c*ck feel randy!
How I love her, How I love her
How I love my Mother-in-law!

Not enough singing in the Corps these days, the education of the youngsters is lacking. On an Air Sp ex a few years ago we were actually outsung by the Crabs!!! Come on boys lets spread the songs!

(No my newpaper man I am not promoting bullying)

[edited coz i's dumb and made a boo boo]
 

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