Mother inlaw song

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  1. Does any body know the rest of this song I heard it one as a very young bayonet and have asked all the old wrikley's and got some verses (its was nothing to find a 10 year sapper once apon a time ,yep I knew old George from antrim ) the only one I can remember is


    One night in gay paree I payed five franks to see a tattooed french lady
    tattooed from head to knee
    And on her back was a union jack, and on her jaw was a british man of war,
    How I love her , how I love her , how I love my mother In law,
    She's bold and she's bandy and she make's my c**k feel randy,
    How I love her , how I love her , how I love my mother In law,

    Thanks in advance for any help :wink: :wink:
     
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  3. Thank you very much for that Fatbadge , :D :D now my quest in life is over I can now rest
     
  4. Or:

    One night in gay Paree
    I paid five francs to see
    A great big fat lady
    Tatooed from head to knee
    And on her jaw was a British Man-o-war
    On her back was the Union Jack, so I paid five francs more
    And up and down her spine
    Was the Royal Engineers in line
    And on her lilly white t*ts, t*ts, t*ts
    Were a fleet of battle ships, ships, ships
    On her fanny, was Jolsen singin' "MAAAMEEE"
    How I love her, Oh I love her
    And I love my mother in law.

    I love my mother in law though she's nothing but a *' old whore
    She nags me day and night
    I can't do * all right
    She's bald, she's bandy
    But she makes my c*ck feel randy!
    How I love her, How I love her
    How I love my Mother-in-law

    I love my wife (yes I do, Yes I do)
    I love her dearly
    I love the hole
    She p*sses through.
    I love her t*ts (tiddley its, tiddley its)
    And her big brown a*sehole
    I'd eat her sh*t with a rusty spoon (rusty spoon, rusty spoon)

    She's bald, she's bandy
    But she makes my c*ck feel randy!
    How I love her, How I love her
    How I love my Mother-in-law!

    Not enough singing in the Corps these days, the education of the youngsters is lacking. On an Air Sp ex a few years ago we were actually outsung by the Crabs!!! Come on boys lets spread the songs!

    (No my newpaper man I am not promoting bullying)
     
  5. [edited coz my computer obviously has a stutter]
     
  6. Or:

    One night in gay Paree
    I paid five francs to see
    A great big fat lady
    Tatooed from head to knee
    And on her jaw was a British Man-o-war
    On her back was the Union Jack, so I paid five francs more
    And up and down her spine
    Was the Royal Engineers in line
    And on her lilly white t*ts, t*ts, t*ts
    Were a fleet of battle ships, ships, ships
    On her fanny, was Jolsen singin' "MAAAMEEE"
    How I love her, Oh I love her
    And I love my mother in law.

    I love my mother in law though she's nothing but a *' old whore
    She nags me day and night
    I can't do * all right
    She's bald, she's bandy
    But she makes my c*ck feel randy!
    How I love her, How I love her
    How I love my Mother-in-law

    I love my wife (yes I do, Yes I do)
    I love her dearly
    I love the hole
    She p*sses through.
    I love her t*ts (tiddley its, tiddley its)
    And her big brown a*sehole
    I'd eat her sh*t (gobble,gobble, munch, munch)
    With a rusty spoon (rusty spoon, rusty spoon)

    She's bald, she's bandy
    But she makes my c*ck feel randy!
    How I love her, How I love her
    How I love my Mother-in-law!

    Not enough singing in the Corps these days, the education of the youngsters is lacking. On an Air Sp ex a few years ago we were actually outsung by the Crabs!!! Come on boys lets spread the songs!

    (No my newpaper man I am not promoting bullying)

    [edited coz i's dumb and made a boo boo]