Mother In Law

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  1. George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his Family including his mother-in-law. During their vacation in Jerusalem George's Mother-in-law died.

    With the death certificate in his hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the United States for a proper burial.

    The Consul told George that to send the body back to the United States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost,him as much as $5,000.00.

    The Consul also told him, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here in Jerusalem. This would only cost him $150.00.

    George thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."

    The Consul says "You must have loved your Mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price."

    "No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case many, many years ago of a man that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!