MOTHER AND KIDS PARKING...

#1
Am a tad pished again but well fired up... I am totally 'jacked off' with fat lazy 'b"£$%^%s that have the 'common dog' not to park in a disabled spaces at the average supermarket, but class 'Mother and kids' parking as fair game...
For instance, there I was today searching for a space in a well known supermarket chain carpark, when a particularly large bird parked her 'jam jar' in the space I was looking at. After al least 4 laps of the car park I finally found my space (next to hers..) and for the first time ever, told 'er indoors' to meet me after she had finished. Anyhoo, about 10 mins later old 'lardy, no kids' turned up, and I stood right in front of her motor and glared at her, she wound her window down and stared at me as though to say..'Yeah what??' and with a slow motion point at the 'parents and kids' sign, she bowed her knapper and reversed.. To add insult to injury, she stopped and gave me the 'bird' before she drove off...
Help me guys, am I totally anal? I am finding this phenomena really annoying now..... :frustrated:
 
#5
Thank God for my son. I now have less ground to cover to get back to my car with my beer stack every week.
 
#7
just leave nails next time, after 2 miles she feel her tyre running on rims
 
#9
EEU_196 said:
MSI64 said:
Thank God for my son. I now have less ground to cover to get back to my car with my beer stack every week.
Do you force your son to come to the shops with you because of that? :thumright:
Good drills!!
 
#11
Pishes me off as well. Especially as if the fat slags don't find a 'slapper and sprog' space they park in the disabled spaces.

Some larger supermarkets do have disabled parking slightly further away from the entrance but it would be nice if the spaces were in the same county.
 
#12
Yep totally agree with the sentiment.......BASTARDS ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!

Had many a run in with gobshites :pissedoff: at the local sainsbugs whilst trying to find a parking space for the large red van which is my work wheels.

Best bit is when they dont see the littleone untill they start having a go.....then "daddy's special look" usually gets them to f@ck off...twatz!!!!!!! :shakefist:
 
#13
Bloody hell a post close to my very heart... when bundling the two kids out on a shopping trip to find all the spaces are full and some twat walk back to the car with a ten year old I have to bite my tongue not to spiv out... I feel my blood pressure hit the ceiling... however I now internet shop... worth the fiver that is for sure... and would recommend it...
 
#14
Bettymoo said:
Bloody hell a post close to my very heart... when bundling the two kids out on a shopping trip to find all the spaces are full and some t**t walk back to the car with a ten year old I have to bite my tongue not to spiv out... I feel my blood pressure hit the ceiling... however I now internet shop... worth the fiver that is for sure... and would recommend it...

Do you internet shop now because you are a fat hideous blob of lard? I'll bet you still have to nip out to get the scratch cards though, don't you tubby?
 
#15
Flasheart... I am a skinny MILF or so I am told... I don't need to explain myself to you.. but you would probably crash the car at my outstanding beauty.. remember I was married, the twat doesnt want to divorce me because it is too painful for him to know that I have moved on... fat is not in my vocabulary.. I am in my prime and I have made some good friends out of this site... not least the person who has invited my son to football practice each week with some other lovely Army kids... my life is fine... I enjoy the fresh air .. do you?
 
#16
Bettymoo said:
Flasheart... I am a skinny MILF or so I am told... I don't need to explain myself to you.. but you would probably crash the car at my outstanding beauty.. remember I was married, the t**t doesnt want to divorce me because it is too painful for him to know that I have moved on... fat is not in my vocabulary.. I am in my prime and I have made some good friends out of this site... not least the person who has invited my son to football practice each week with some other lovely Army kids... my life is fine... I enjoy the fresh air .. do you?

I would crash the car into your outstanding beauty.

So your not fat then? Crack whore per chance?


BTW;

Bettymoo said:
I will not even lower myself to waste another breath on you Flasheart... good luck Peach one would quite simply advise you of this.. get yourself a proper man not one of these misfits that chose to bleat on and on at women forgetting what truely beautiful beings we are !!

Again, told you, you would. You just can't resist me can you? I'll bet your rubbing your vuvla right now aren't you?

Get the drip tray out.
 
#17
No dear Flasheart the vulva is not out... I have morals married men do not do it for me... I can't resist you.. that's right I can't resist a bit of light banter with a jacked up little turkey like you.....that's all.. no drugs either just a high metabolism rate..... now go slip over on your plop and do us all a favour..
 
#18
Bettymoo said:
No dear Flasheart the vulva is not out... I have morals married men do not do it for me... I can't resist you.. that's right I can't resist a bit of light banter with a jacked up little turkey like you.....that's all.. no drugs either just a high metabolism rate..... now go slip over on your plop and do us all a favour..

Did you used to use that amazing level of banter in the playground? I'll bet you were still punched up the socket by the milk monitor.

Who says this is banter?
 

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