Mother (28) banned from nighclubs for wearing revealing clothes - discuss..

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Wordsmith, Jan 23, 2012.

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  1. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Mother, 28, banned from town's nightclubs for being 'too old to wear skimpy outfits' | Mail Online

    (See article for pics - can't upload them from work).

    And let the witticisms begin...

  2. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    "Not tonight love. The £30 hooker fancy dress is next week. Cheer up, you miserable faced cow".
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  3. She's a smile like a Granny's cunt.
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  4. Skank-tastic.

    Clearly looking for a 5th kid and a pay rise...
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  5. As Jarrod says, her ugly mug is reason enough to ban the Slunt from every drinking establishment in most nice areas.

    She'd fit in just fine in Colchester though.
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  6. Hard faced more like. Not sure a smile would improve her grid tho'.
  7. Well I'll bum her if no one else will.
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  8. This is outrageous! What happened to the pics of her older sister Sarah (32)? Also, if she is 28, I'm a nun. Rough as a rough thing.

    But I would.
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  9. Is she wearing American tan tights and Herman Munster's boots?
  10. From her smile I get the impression she has the proverbial teeth like a fighting patrol
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  11. I'd be all over that like a bad smell.
  12. silly slut
  13. A club called "Tramps" doesn't even let her in! I've seen worse out and about in bars.
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    there you go wordsmith
  15. .
    The reason why rape was invented.
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