Inspiration taken from the "W@nking Lessons" thread. I just know there's some odd ones out there that you've, uh, "heard about." F'rinstance: When we were kids, my friend (really!) discovered her brother having made a sort of w@nking sandwich, with baby oil and plastic clingfilm, using the crease between the cushion and the base of a leather chair. She walked in to his room to get her Duran Duran record or something, and found him on his knees in front of the La-Z-Boy, humping furiously away like a big hairless German Shepherd. Points for creativity, but I think she's still in therapy for that one.