Most Ugly Aircraft

Looks like a piece of the engine has fallen off and the pilot is waving goodbye.
To the same spec...... the Blackburn Blackburn...



BLACKBURNS FLY OVER THE OCEAN
(TUNE: Bring Back my Bonnie to Me)

The Blackburns fly over the ocean,

The Blackburns fly over the sea,

If it wasn't for King George's Blackburns

Where the hell would the Fleet Air Arm be ?

CHORUS: Heifer-dust, Heifer-dust!

It's like heifer-dust to me, to me.

Heifer-dust, Heifer dust!

It's like heifer-dust to me, to me.

The Darts are all stuck in the Hangar,
And the Flycatchers' engines aren't sound,
But the Blackburns are doing the business
While the bums are all stuck on the ground!

CHORUS: Heifer-dust, Heifer-dust! etc...

Step into your aerial greenhouse
And force the old motor around,
And go for a trip in the ether,
And laugh at those frogs on the ground.

CHORUS: Heifer-dust, Heifer-dust! etc...

Single seaters arc good for a roar up;
But they frequently park in the ditch,
While the Bisons commanded by Willums
Are all of them tickety-snitch.

CHORUS: Heifer-dust, Heifer-dust! etc...

The Blackburns fly over the ocean,
The Blackburns fly near and afar,
But do they land on again? - NEVER!
They always go back to Novar (Halfar).
 
To the same spec...... the Blackburn Blackburn...



BLACKBURNS FLY OVER THE OCEAN
(TUNE: Bring Back my Bonnie to Me)

The Blackburns fly over the ocean,

The Blackburns fly over the sea,

If it wasn't for King George's Blackburns

Where the hell would the Fleet Air Arm be ?

CHORUS: Heifer-dust, Heifer-dust!

It's like heifer-dust to me, to me.

Heifer-dust, Heifer dust!

It's like heifer-dust to me, to me.

The Darts are all stuck in the Hangar,
And the Flycatchers' engines aren't sound,
But the Blackburns are doing the business
While the bums are all stuck on the ground!

CHORUS: Heifer-dust, Heifer-dust! etc...

Step into your aerial greenhouse
And force the old motor around,
And go for a trip in the ether,
And laugh at those frogs on the ground.

CHORUS: Heifer-dust, Heifer-dust! etc...

Single seaters arc good for a roar up;
But they frequently park in the ditch,
While the Bisons commanded by Willums
Are all of them tickety-snitch.

CHORUS: Heifer-dust, Heifer-dust! etc...

The Blackburns fly over the ocean,
The Blackburns fly near and afar,
But do they land on again? - NEVER!
They always go back to Novar (Halfar).
Just die, ffs. You are a waste of molecules.
 
To the same spec...... the Blackburn Blackburn...



BLACKBURNS FLY OVER THE OCEAN
(TUNE: Bring Back my Bonnie to Me)

The Blackburns fly over the ocean,

The Blackburns fly over the sea,

If it wasn't for King George's Blackburns

Where the hell would the Fleet Air Arm be ?

CHORUS: Heifer-dust, Heifer-dust!

It's like heifer-dust to me, to me.

Heifer-dust, Heifer dust!

It's like heifer-dust to me, to me.

The Darts are all stuck in the Hangar,
And the Flycatchers' engines aren't sound,
But the Blackburns are doing the business
While the bums are all stuck on the ground!

CHORUS: Heifer-dust, Heifer-dust! etc...

Step into your aerial greenhouse
And force the old motor around,
And go for a trip in the ether,
And laugh at those frogs on the ground.

CHORUS: Heifer-dust, Heifer-dust! etc...

Single seaters arc good for a roar up;
But they frequently park in the ditch,
While the Bisons commanded by Willums
Are all of them tickety-snitch.

CHORUS: Heifer-dust, Heifer-dust! etc...

The Blackburns fly over the ocean,
The Blackburns fly near and afar,
But do they land on again? - NEVER!
They always go back to Novar (Halfar).
So good they named it twice ... Oh, is that my coat?
 
He can light them once they're in...
1. Apologies, due to a lack of specs I misread your name as Maalox.

2. However that shite collection of words masquerading as lyrics deserved everything I said
 

Maalox

On ROPS
On ROPs
The Tupolev 91 carrier-based naval attack aircraft, superior to the Fairey Gannet, only not going in to production because Kruschev ridiculed its appearance.



 
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You have some very odd ideas about what amounts to ugly; I think the Fairey Long Distance Monoplane is quite a graceful type.

Regards,
MM
A Very Art Deco or Bauhaus influence in the design. Or Art Deco and Bauhaus took it's inspiration from aircraft design of the 20s
 

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