Most surprising experience

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by yestheyarereal38f, Feb 11, 2009.

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  1. When it gets to an hour before closing and you still havent pulled, so you grab the nearest that still seems semi concious!

    we all know the scenario, but what you thought was gonna be a shit shag turns out to be something else!!

    mine ended up being a 3 way free for all with optional extras!!!

    what was yours???
  2. Were the other two in this threesome the Brothers Grimm?
  3. What was the optional extra - the dog ?? :twisted:
  4. actually he passed out! his brother and his girlfriend turned up!!
  5. Ain't it wonderful what a bit of sunshine can do!

    Even the "Lonely Hearts" have turned from desperate munters into bragging babes.
  6. Or porkie pie-telling munters!
  7. What sunshine? It just got dark here and I assume it will get even darker later.
  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    And that is a tragedy for people like me who rely on desperate munters!
  9. Im confused, who the hell did you sh*g and who else was involved ?? :D

  10. I'm not telling you.

    But can I ask... yestheyarereal38f, if they are real, are they the type that are masshoove because you're morbidly obese, and are therefore an extension of your back fat, OR, are you svelte and they sit on your ribs like water melons on a toothpick such that you can't sleep on your tummy? :?
  11. Ended up with an absolute minger in Soest once. Woke up, chewed off my trapped arm and ran.

    Hey, Ms 38f, are you really for real?
  12. Milsum get a grip, if they were the nice kind she would be a 32 F.

    38 is the measurement in inches around the back and ribs under the bust, no one admits to being a 38.
  13. Ah, more than a handful then.
  14. Yeah a handful of back fat that is
  15. I thought I was a woman, until I urinated through what I thought was a pube......chuffed to bits :D