Most stupid joke --Groan time

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
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    Barman says: "No."
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    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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    Barman says: "No."
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    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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    Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
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    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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    Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*cki ng bread."
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    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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    Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fu*king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f*king beak to the bar you irritating b**tard of a f**king bird!"
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    Duck says: "Got any nails?"
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    Barman says: "No"
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    Duck says: "Got any bread?