Come on lads we've all been there, nothing to be ashamed of. Back in the early 80s on an FTX in the Luneberg area, ended up bogged for nearly 5 days because our close Recce Tp told us a track through a wood was suitable for MBT- NOT. There unit name will not get a mention but they had Geordie accents and kept singing Rerrrzer Blaerdes and Baerrcon Roerlles doo da doo da deay!! To cut a long story short there were 2 Chieftains bellied on muddy track, which ended up being pulled out by Div Recovery. In the form of to ancient Cents and an even older Recy Mech by the name of 'Henry'. The highlight of the incident was the urine up in a local bar, in the village of 'Oldendorf', IIRC a locals house ended up being ransacked and a certain member of the troop (oh oh oh s**g her arse) put on a wig to please or was it satisfy the owner. Does this jog anyones memory out there?