Most Perverse Act!!!

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  1. Who has knowledge of a most perverse act. I will stat it off with a cook at JLR Bovy a long time ago got caught Shooting his load into the porrage. spose he got a kick out of watching the guys eating it for breakfast. 8O
     
  2. better than shooting your porrage into a cook...
     
  3. and porrage needs salt.. it was prob an old family way of cooking it..
     
  4. I ....... .... ... .. ........ ........ ...... ..... ..... ....... :twisted:
     
  5. Hadnt thought of that as I prefer butter and brown sugar. Perhaps we should ask someone from North of the Border perhaps its the correct recipie!!!!!
     
  6. I once dry bummed my x and used a lynx can in the other hole at the same time.

    I knew she was doing the dirty so i made the last night enjoyable

    turns out it wasn`t very enjoyable for her..

    it was great for me!! i enjoy'd the fierce ramming action of both me and the can...

    i was hoping to lose the lid of the can but somehow it stay'd put!!!

    bucket c*nt bitch

    also putting dead unborn baby bunnies in her brothers bed,which was great,but as he was a total screw eyed mong and he didn't notice:(

    it was probably the only wetness he has ever had!
     
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  8. Lynx? You savage
     
  9. knew a bloke who did similar but made sure his fingers were drenched in tcp. Aparently she was p'ssing razorblades for days afterwards but if you start shagging chavs thats what happens I guess. :twisted:
     
  10. My FB fifteen years ago did the same quite voluntarily - surprised me!
    (Long before I met Mrs. EX_STAB I hasten to add)
     
  11. Do you remember that cute Blonde that was on the telly allot a few months back.... Maddie McCann or something, well the other day I was............................................................................................................................

    Near broke her back I tell thee!
     
  12. I've shagged a gwar :oops: :oops: :oops:
     
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    SOBER???? If so your one sick b@stard.

    In fact your one sick b@stard even if you were p1ssed.
     
  14. I wondered who it was on the other end ;)