Most Parents are Child abusers

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by MrShanklysboots, Jul 26, 2007.

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  1. Briliiant! :lol:
  2. I was almost about to tell you that the Onion is not a real news source... The I read the article and realised only a numpty would believe the headline! :thumleft:
  3. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    I'm very obviously going to hell then.
  4. We'd already established that, though, Fingerz, surely?
  5. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    More than likely, what was it that gave me away?
  6. Oh just the odd comment here and there... Souls and devils and signatures, all that jazz. ;)
  7. Guess you and me could be in adjoining rooms then Fingerz! :twisted:
  8. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Rooms? we get rooms?
  9. OMG click on the video section of the page...African economy, (give them fisher price tools so they don't hurt themselves mining!!)

    I thought it was a serious site until i seen the vids their hilarious :oops:
  10. Yes, 12 man rooms with a nasty stick man thrown in :twisted:
  11. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Is there a bumper as well? :twisted: :twisted:
  12. The Onion is awesome. Being a geek, I get an RSS feed from it every day. There's some real nasty stuff in there occasionally. Yay!
  13. "My parents make me practice the piano for like 20 hours a day," said 8-year-old "Lacy," adding that sometimes she will hide in her closet to avoid rehearsal. "They told me if I hate it so much I can quit when I'm in seventh grade. That's like 40 years from now."

    SPAMS i love them! Looks like she has a serious math problem anyway?
  14. Yep, how else are you going to polish the ceiling?