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Most motoring fun for £1500 (legal) ala Top Gear

#1
Heres a challenge in the spirit of Top Gear, given a budget of £1500, what would be the car that you would buy to provide the most motoring fun?
 
#2
I did a Clarkson

Though mine was red. Barking mad it was, I used to love drifting it in traffic. Remember, you can't call yourself a petrol head until you've owned an Alfa. ;)
 
#4
Best one I ever had for that money was a 1983 Jaguar V12 XJS with a very unusual Lucas P-Digital injection system.
Remove exhaust silencers, remove aircon compresor and modify the induction system to draw cold air from the front of the car. Ran close to 360bhp and consumed fuel on a par with the Ark Royal and tyres at a frightening rate.

Sadly the tin worm got it in the end. Most fun I've ever had for a few quid (in a car at least) If you want cheap high performance and old V12 Jaguar is the way to go, I think I paid £900 for it and ran it for a year or so until it was ruined.

Or go completely the other way and buy an old Range Rover, I've had 16 of them and loved each and every one :D
Petrol costs have driven me to the verge of bankrupcy several times over the last 20 years :cry:
 
#5
Bloody hell.
Ive never spent more than £1000 on a car, and that is on the present one. A Rover 620ti Its fast enough (about 145) hasnt broken down, and all the toys work. Before that, the most was £600, but that was for a fire engine, with the idea of converting it to a camper van. It turned out to be more fun driving a fire engine for the summer
 

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LE
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#7
mate of mine picked up a decent 924 a while back for £1500 - it qualified for a classic policy so that was pennies, he was getting 30-35mpg out of it and was a very fun drive indeed.
 
#12
hank said:
Fcuk 'em all, get an RG500, about a grand now for a decent one.
If you can get me a decent RG500 for a grand then I'll have three 8) ,
rip out the engine , put it in an RGV 250 frame with a Stan Stephens tune and you have two stroke heaven
 
#17
Capri 2.8i . One of the last proper mass produced RWD cars (BMW exepted). Mind you , looking on line you,d be lucky to get a decent one for under 1500 now. A Brooklands last year with 35k on the clock went for 15k !!!! I,ve had loads 1.6 , 2.0 ,RS2.6 (in BAOR, uber rare in UK) 2,8i & a mark one an a half RS3.1 which went like a fucking cat with its tail on fire !! There is a J plated Tickford example kicking about built by Aston Martin apprentaces somewhere. I shudder to think what that cunt would fetch.

LT
 
#19
msr said:
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

msr
Trouble is you have to dress like a power ranger whenever you go out. Plus you cant fuck a bird on the back of an R1. Well I suppose you could but you,ll have to be pretty agile & try not to scald your bollocks on the cans :D

LT
 
#20
That's why both are required you just pick the correct tool for the job. ;)

BTW power ranger isn't mandatory it's just what your average shop owner can shift to the most punters in the shortest time , other looks are available and not just chaps and a beard.
 

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