Been a pointy head from the shire and all that. When I go home its good to get the 6 six fingered banjo out and strum with my related family and sings the songs of local meanings. However, I would say I am catagorically normal compared to some the places I have been also I have been in the mob over half my life now, so technically I am now as normal as I will get....... In my yoof - I applied for my AACC and did my AACC beat up in Okehampton, and fuck me we ventured into the town for a pint.. I shit you not, talk about the music stopping and poeple giving the stare - and saying your not Yocal are ye bey?????????? The nightclub was a village hall with sisters the size of shot putters and face like a bags of smashed crabs and the potential to have bigger cocks than me.... Frightened and intimidated was the word of the night, fair play to some of my compadres they did the biz and one of the lads bought back the biggest pair of fucking apple catchers I have ever seen. Also complete with nigel mansell handbrake turns in, and the grotty cunt was keeping them as his course trophy........ So where would you say the weirdest place you have been and felt most intimidated by the yocals.....?????