Most Haunting or Powerful Film Scenes - with alternate dialogue

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by ches, Jul 25, 2013.

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  1. We've got the other thread & a good un it is too but what about those moving scenes where a simple bit of alternative dialogue (courtesy of the arrse collective wit) would turn it into a comedy gem?
     
  2. Tony Curtis. "I'm Spartacus!"
    Kirk Douglas. "Yes, that's right, he's Spartacus. Him there. That bloke!"

    Always wanted to see it done that way.


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  3. Apollo 13.

    Jim Lovell, "Houston, we have a problem!"

    Houston, "Oh for **** sake, what the **** have you done now?"
     
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  4. Jim Lovell, "Houston, we have a problem!"

    Silence

    Jim Lovell, "Houston, we have a problem!"

    Silence

    Jim Lovell, "Hello Houston, we have a problem, do you read me over?"

    Silence

    Jim Lovell, "Hello Houston, Come in Houston, are you there?!"

    Camera pans round at control centre to find the radio mike off the hook and everyone doing a conga to Russ Abbott's 'Atmosphere ... I love a party with a happy atmosphere', with Apollo 13 floating off into space on the big screen.



    Houston, "Oh for **** sake, what the **** have you done now?"