Most expletives in one word

#1
I once heard a mate insert an expletive into a three letter word. His old man had made him his scran when he came in from work and all it was was " a cup of Ox-fcuking-O!" Beat that.
 

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#2
I had an engineer recently who came to look at my boiler at work. On enquiring how the boiler was, he replied:

''The fcuking fcuker's fcuking fcuked.''

I feel it got the point across rather nicely.

Surely that must also win a prize for most expletives in a perfectly understandable sentence?
 

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#3
Ravers said:
I had an engineer recently who came to look at my boiler at work. On enquiring how the boiler was, he replied:

''The fcuking fcuker's fcuking fcuked.''

I feel it got the point across rather nicely.

Surely that must also win a prize for most expletives in a perfectly understandable sentence?
A quote also claimed by Col Tim Collins as coming from one of his Cpls during the firemans' strike. 8)
 

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#4
At least he wasn't Liam Gallagher addressing on of HM's finest as "Oi Cuntybollocks"....
 
#6
I thought referring to a chap as 'C*nty mcF*ckF*ck' was rather witty when I was a youth....
 
#7
Lad I work with seem's o use Seemensuckingpenispullingthievingpikeywelshman a lot. But as I point out they're my good points!
 
#8
Motherfuckers? "Fahsands of 'em"
 
#9
big_red said:
I once heard a mate insert an expletive into a three letter word. His old man had made him his scran when he came in from work and all it was was " a cup of Ox-fcuking-O!" Beat that.
Good but so is O fucking K
 
#10
Auld-Yin said:
Ravers said:
I had an engineer recently who came to look at my boiler at work. On enquiring how the boiler was, he replied:

''The fcuking fcuker's fcuking fcuked.''

I feel it got the point across rather nicely.

Surely that must also win a prize for most expletives in a perfectly understandable sentence?
A quote also claimed by Col Tim Collins as coming from one of his Cpls during the firemans' strike. 8)
...........and by a good Geordie friend of mine during a 76mm GMI course - I think the SSI was actually expecting 'Misfire-Recock!' to float up from the turret.
 
#11
He's a thieving bastard M fucking P.
In the T Fucking A.
 
#12
Our fucking unelected P Cunting M.
 
#15
In the early 80s a young Jock colleague of mine often used the word, "shitfuckpiss" as a method of expressing displeasure.
 
#16
2 words that used seperately are quite inoffensive but when put together are the foulest of expletives:


PRIME

&

MINISTER
 
#19
NfuckingOcuntybollocks.

Mostly heard from the Q bloke in reply to any question that starts "Can I have ...".
 
#20
As a kid me and my brother used to splay the fingers of both hands move hands up and down,to us this meant 'BUGGERSHIT' not a lot of people know that! OUTFUCKINGSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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