Most embarrassing course

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by lightlyseasonedvet, Jun 25, 2009.

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  1. Just been asked to provide a name for the 'Ablution Control Officer course'.. im not joking, came off a health and safety inspection, can anyone beat it?
     
  2. FAC...

    Forward Ablution Controller

    Makes 'em sound all warry like... :D
     
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I had a course of penicillen once for a rather embarrasing problem.
     
  4. Damn......beat me too it. Had exactly the same thing in mind when I read the title.
     
  5. I had a course of suppositories once, for all the good they did I should have shoved them up my arrse.


    Taxi!!
     
  6. why not call it

    personal movement location insepctor

    give a shitty job a good name and see them queue to apply for it
     
  7. How about TURGID. Turd Under Rim Groove Inspection Detective.

    I know it's crap compared to the others; however, the writing was on the wall (Kilroy accepted).
     
  8. NBC Instructor.

    Try pulling when the birds know you've got that one.