Most Disgusting Thoughts?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by PandaLOVE, Jul 31, 2008.

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  1. I'm bored and off to work in a minute to become more bored.

    When I get home at about 9p.m. please have left me 100s of posts on your most digusting thoughts ever. :twisted: This might unbore me. Thanks.

    PandaLOVE.....
     
  2. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    One of my mates always wanted to lay a 100 topless WRACs down on the square and run barefoot over their boobs
     
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    That's not disgusting at all, but quite a pleasant thought. And ambition.
     
  4. Thinking about the state of the vast majority of the WRAC's I can remember, the image of 100 of them naked is quite a disgusting thought.

    MTB
     
  5. I once wondered if you reach orgasm by way of heart massage.....by that I mean inject a girl with adrenalin so her hearts beating faster than a horny retard, and use a bayonet to split the birds ribs open pierce her heart, and quickly slip your throbbing member inside her and reach an orgasm before she croaks it???

    It's a fair question.
     
  6. I once Wnaked to the rape scene in The Hills have eyes 2 :twisted:
     
  7. How about me filling a bucket full my spaff and then you lot drinking it. I win. Do get I £5? :twisted:
     
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I want to go down on a NAAFI girl.







    Sober!!
     
  9. No wonder you created a new user name to tell us that one :cry:

    As for the rest, I believe we still have the right to silence and no way I'm going to incriminate myself voluntarily!
     
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I want to tag team dale and bigbird. Again
     
  11. i want to hang out of the snail!
     
  12. I want to see snails hanging out of Dale
     
  13. I want to dry hump cheggars leg whilst he hangs out the back of snail :hump:
     
  14. Don't they normally?
     
  15. gym princess as it's pay day you'll have to wait til the end of the weekend then offer me £15!