What-ho, Oh Sons of Khaki. I'm new here so I thought I would offer up a funny to introduce myself. Sausage side, 2000, and I'm living in the Crowne Plaza in Koeln. Bored silly of a weekend I decided to rent a hooer for the evening. After the first poke I still felt horny so I got her to go down on me and then sit on my face. Just as I was about to bolt, one of her ballocks fell out and landed on my nose. So I finished off then chucked it out. TW, London.