I have been to many a dive bar. But my award has to go to the Teufel bar in Celle. Most bars in Celle at that time were barred to British squaddies (1970's), so we usually took a 'cloggie' along to get us in. The bar in question, the Teufel bar, used to have live sex acts. Yep, good oh , or so we thought. We had been there many times. One night they started doing the shitting on each other bit ! I reckon there was about 50 of us from Hohne in there. The odd catcall.........then a thrown beercloth or fag packet. The crescendo of abuse seemingly did nothing for their ardour, the dirty barstewards. From nowhere chairs and stools were flung through the air. I can't remember anything after that. Suffice to say we never went there again.