Haven't bothered checking if there is already a similar thread. In the local tonight. Observe a heated exhange between the bar maid and beardy. Beardy getting very vocal. His girlfriend would be equally so - if she was not mute. Cue beardy and Mrs beardy threatening all and sundry who are observing the exchange (i.e. almost entire pub). Mrs mute waves hands everywhere, seemingly in a threatening manner. Rest of pub besumed/amused. One local threatened to be taken outside by beardy and Mrs weirdy, despite him being oblivious to all that had passed earlier. Another local repeatedly called boy by Beardy and asked to step outside. (Said boy is 6ft and an ex-squaddie). Said "boy" held back by his other half, who was laughing herself silly. Beardy and Mrs evicted and told to fuck off and never return.