For the life of me I can't work out why that post reminded me of this:Aircrew detachment japes on Tornado F3, downwind over the peri track, reef it round upwind centred on the runway shortest landing to stop wins the beers. Loud and bloody annoying disturbing a midday snooze, I remember yelling crash ya bastard! Then heard pop, bang-bang and parachutes descending.
Pilot pre armed the lift dump which activated once weight on wheels. Unfortunately he popped the lift dump and bounced the aircraft at which point it ceased flying and became a very expensive ballistic lump. Ended up carreering off into the Bondu so they decided to bang out.
The pilot spent the evening drinking with us on the Armourers detachment piss up until dark O'Clock. Then he had an interview without coffee with the Station Commander at 9:00 am with a hangover from hell.
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