*people with long hair are tramps
*more than a wedding ring is gay
*telling sick (very) jokes at work and wondering why only the x-army guys are laughing?
*the realisation that there are no nice looking lesbians like in all those videos and mags.
*when you tell someone at work to f**k off they report you to your boss!
Most if not all of the above.
Five minutes early still means waiting for ten minutes for everyone else to turn up though.
Never being able to leave anything lying around - ever. Half fear of someone nicking it, half fear of the Razzman finding it.
Paranoia that I've forgotten something and that will be the one thing that'll be needed. Lists and pack / unpack / check / repack.
Noticing open pockets, bags etc and commenting on it.
The 'Brecon point', why?
Aldershot method of instruction for even the simplest task (tell 'em what you're going to tell 'em; telling 'em; telling 'em what you've told 'em).
Pencil sharpenened at both ends and notebook carried at all times.
VP on the 'phone - all around snigger and roll their eyes and yet I've never had anyone miss a deadline, drop a digit or screw up an order.
Interviews with / without coffee as appropriate.