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Mosques at risk in the uk it seems due to Corona...

The British did it with no more than a Pith helmet, khaki drill shorts, stiff upper lip and handle bar moustaches. If the Chinese require bio weapons it just confirms their weakness.
A couple of million rounds of .577/.450" came in handy at times as well when they came over the hill with sharpened coconuts.
 
Eid Mubarak...

Even Jeremy Corbyn would say anything to make anyone happy


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Actingunpaid

Old-Salt
Our local mosque has a BFOT in the car park,covering 2 40' industrial chillers full of bodies,so I think they have joined the Covid community in a whole-hearted manner.Most large mosques have these,allegedly,due to delays in death certification and burial!
 
Good however i doubt it. UK mosques receive large amounts of funding from Saudi and other unsavory groups and in any case, if the buildings close then they will just conduct their 7th century rituals elsewhere like the pavement, local park or side of the road.

More concerning is that they are continuing to gather, shoulder to shoulder to do their prayers and then disperse to every takeaway,taxi company, uber and courier firm in their areas, during a global pandemic. This seems like a particularly good vector for a resurgence in covid-19.

I've seen all the stupid news articles about "BAME" people being over represented in the infection and death stats and I wonder how many of them are carpet surfers and if this is indeed a factor.
Strangely all mosques in Turkey are closed at the moment.
 

Unremarkable

War Hero
They're really druid walts, the Romans killed the last of the real druids on Anglesey over a thousand years ago
Actually, the last recorded Druid was in Armorica, date escapes me. Although the massacre on Anglesea may well have accelerated the passing of Druidism, and most rapidly at that, there were still Druids, and training in Ireland (best medics) continued. An old friend* was of the opinion that urbanisation was a major factor in their loss of influence, finally ending with the adoption of Christianity.
*Field archaeologist, specialising in Roman Britain. Requiescat in Pace.
Man, this brings back memories. Hay fever is a pain.
 
Isnt The Church of England which I have to say I have been a member of since 1968 the established church in England something to do with a bloke with a lot of wives in the 1600s thru to an old woman currently in lockdown in Windsor and today run by a former oil baron- feel free to correct me if I am wrong?
I've just finished reading a book about the English,(British) civil war. It was basically all about about different ways of praying and the Interpretation of church Services as far as i understood anyway.Absolutely barmy. :oops:
 

ACAB

LE
So you hate other religions, just because they are other religions.
Nope, he hates Muslims because they tend to be stabby, bangy and acid throwers

I thought your experience in Afghanistan would have taught you all about that.
 
Not only have we got a highly infectious virus to deal with but its also a racist one as well !

No doubt it will infect women less than men and only believes in two genders !!
No chance in hell that wimmin will be seen as being affected less than men.

I'm surprised they haven't been asking for female only hospitals as sharing them with filthy males will only increase the chance of female infection rates. . . . . or summink.
 
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I've just finished reading a book about the English,(British) civil war. It was basically all about about different ways of praying and the Interpretation of church Services as far as i understood anyway.Absolutely barmy. :oops:
Civil war I understand is the foundation for The Synod
 
No chance in hell that wimmin will be seen as being affected less than men.

I'm surprised they haven't been asking for female only hospitals as sharing them with filthy males will only increase the chance of female infection rates. . . . . or summink.

What about transgender muslim atheists that identify as black, can you imagine the complaints if they don't get their own hospital
 

Penfold

Swinger
Quite, Godfrey Elfwick the genderqueer Muslim atheist who self identifies as black, agrees with you


Oh FFS. Really? Can we "volunteer" idiots like this for the first round of vacine testing?
Do these idiots expect us to take them seriously??

OK, if you can't beat them, join them.

I self identify as irrestistible to nubile young (late 20's to mid 30's, will go a bit older if they are still in good fettle) ladies. Yes that is young relative to myself.
I am highly offended by any who disagree and wish to sue everyone who cannot accept my new identity.

That should fix the ******* up pensions & I can retire now.
 

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