Morph goes DPM

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by 2/51, Jul 1, 2010.

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  1. That is fcuking awesome, imagine the kids & women you could put in fear of a good r@ping if you jumped out of the bushes wearing that badboy...
     
  2. Got the page up but couldn't see anything :D
     
  3. That cammo one is the Dogs Bollocks.

    Compared to this one For Fucks Sake

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    Get up. Check.

    Get dressed. Check.

    Attempt to do the crossword sans sight. Check.

    Hope that Grandma pops round for a cuppa. Check.
     
  4. See, they should sell a special ARRSE crotchless version in MTP (You'd have to cam up your knob) with holsters for claw hammer & black nasty...
     
  5. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

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    Bollocks. This is the daddy:

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    If you are going to go gay, do it properly, no half arsed farting about!
     
  6. They only go up to size XXL, damn.
     
  7. I saw one of these at Edinburgh Airport two weeks ago. I quit fancy rocking up to drill night on a Tuesday wearing one of those bad boys. :)
     
  8. Unless you are going to cut a whole for your dick, they would have run away before you could get it out
     
  9. See my second post, already taken care of :p ...
     
  10. Good Drills
     
  11. Spots even
     

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  12. People will just think you are a mime artist .... and odd and slightley disturbed mime artisit....
     
  13. It'll just lull your victims into a false sense of security...
     
  14. Looks more like a fucked up Spiderman than Morph FFS 8O