Morph goes DPM

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by 2/51, Jul 1, 2010.

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  1. That is fcuking awesome, imagine the kids & women you could put in fear of a good r@ping if you jumped out of the bushes wearing that badboy...
  2. Got the page up but couldn't see anything :D
  3. That cammo one is the Dogs Bollocks.

    Compared to this one For Fucks Sake


    Get up. Check.

    Get dressed. Check.

    Attempt to do the crossword sans sight. Check.

    Hope that Grandma pops round for a cuppa. Check.
  4. See, they should sell a special ARRSE crotchless version in MTP (You'd have to cam up your knob) with holsters for claw hammer & black nasty...
  5. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)


    Bollocks. This is the daddy:


    If you are going to go gay, do it properly, no half arsed farting about!
  6. They only go up to size XXL, damn.
  7. I saw one of these at Edinburgh Airport two weeks ago. I quit fancy rocking up to drill night on a Tuesday wearing one of those bad boys. :)
  8. Unless you are going to cut a whole for your dick, they would have run away before you could get it out
  9. See my second post, already taken care of :p ...
  10. Good Drills
  11. Spots even

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  12. People will just think you are a mime artist .... and odd and slightley disturbed mime artisit....
  13. It'll just lull your victims into a false sense of security...
  14. Looks more like a fucked up Spiderman than Morph FFS 8O