Morph Calls Naked Bar!!!

#1
My loving girlfriend got me a "Build Your Own Morph Kit" for my 30th (along with other great gifts).

Seeing that Tony Hart was a Gurkha Officer I thought it would only be right for Morph to call Naked Bar!!!






P.S GF is not impressed :D
 
#2
Quality! Issue the GF a sense of humour!
 
#4
Impressive. Surely you could do another few sketches.

I want to see Morph does a CFT - plasticine bergan et all.
 
#5
so who donated the pubes you or your misses?
 
#7
Why not get him some roll mats for his arms?
 
#8
Now all we need is Gordon the Gopher sucking off Edd the Duck and my childhood fantasies will be complete
 
#9
I have an ed the duck soap dish if someone has a gordan the gopher we could yet make that dream a reality
 
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#11
LordVonHarley said:
My loving girlfriend got me a "Build Your Own Morph Kit" for my 30th (along with other great gifts).

Seeing that Tony Hart was a Gurkha Officer I thought it would only be right for Morph to call Naked Bar!!!






P.S GF is not impressed :D

Just make sure that the barman isn't AGC (SPS) as he'll probably sell the photographs to The Sun!
 
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#12
Closet_Jibber said:
Impressive. Surely you could do another few sketches.

I want to see Morph does a CFT - plasticine bergan et all.
I'd like to see LCpl Morph and his mate's from Mortars, bukkake the NAAFI slapper.
 
#13
Biscuits_AB said:
Closet_Jibber said:
Impressive. Surely you could do another few sketches.

I want to see Morph does a CFT - plasticine bergan et all.
I'd like to see LCpl Morph and his mate's from Mortars, bukkake the NAAFI slapper.
So watching a plasticine pastiche of porn turns you on?
 
#14
Biscuits_AB said:
Closet_Jibber said:
Impressive. Surely you could do another few sketches.

I want to see Morph does a CFT - plasticine bergan et all.
I'd like to see LCpl Morph and his mate's from Mortars, bukkake the NAAFI slapper.
I'm cancelling my request for Morph to do his CFT and insist you listen to Biscuits!

You're gonna need a few more bags of Plastecine if you want to do a naafi bird though.
 
#16
Closet_Jibber said:
Biscuits_AB said:
Closet_Jibber said:
Impressive. Surely you could do another few sketches.

I want to see Morph does a CFT - plasticine bergan et all.
I'd like to see LCpl Morph and his mate's from Mortars, bukkake the NAAFI slapper.
I'm cancelling my request for Morph to do his CFT and insist you listen to Biscuits!

You're gonna need a few more bags of Plastecine if you want to do a naafi bird though.
Is there enough plasticine in the world for a NAAFI bird :? :?
 
#17
crabnomore said:
Closet_Jibber said:
Biscuits_AB said:
Closet_Jibber said:
Impressive. Surely you could do another few sketches.

I want to see Morph does a CFT - plasticine bergan et all.
I'd like to see LCpl Morph and his mate's from Mortars, bukkake the NAAFI slapper.
I'm cancelling my request for Morph to do his CFT and insist you listen to Biscuits!

You're gonna need a few more bags of Plastecine if you want to do a naafi bird though.
Is there enough plasticine in the world for a NAAFI bird :? :?
Yeah - The Plasticine only has to go on the outside. To make it more authentic he should stuff the insides with Sperm and Big Macs.
 
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#18
msr said:
Biscuits_AB said:
Closet_Jibber said:
Impressive. Surely you could do another few sketches.

I want to see Morph does a CFT - plasticine bergan et all.
I'd like to see LCpl Morph and his mate's from Mortars, bukkake the NAAFI slapper.
So watching a plasticine pastiche of porn turns you on?
F*ck yeah.
 

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