Morph Calls Naked Bar!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by LordVonHarley, Oct 19, 2008.

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  1. My loving girlfriend got me a "Build Your Own Morph Kit" for my 30th (along with other great gifts).

    Seeing that Tony Hart was a Gurkha Officer I thought it would only be right for Morph to call Naked Bar!!!


    P.S GF is not impressed :D
  2. Quality! Issue the GF a sense of humour!
  3. Outstanding attentaion to detail - I notice he's even got a plasticine bell-end! Kudos!
  4. Impressive. Surely you could do another few sketches.

    I want to see Morph does a CFT - plasticine bergan et all.
  5. so who donated the pubes you or your misses?
  6. haha thats quality
  7. Why not get him some roll mats for his arms?
  8. Now all we need is Gordon the Gopher sucking off Edd the Duck and my childhood fantasies will be complete
  9. I have an ed the duck soap dish if someone has a gordan the gopher we could yet make that dream a reality
  10. I'll see what I can do!

  11. Just make sure that the barman isn't AGC (SPS) as he'll probably sell the photographs to The Sun!
  12. I'd like to see LCpl Morph and his mate's from Mortars, bukkake the NAAFI slapper.
  13. msr

    msr LE

    So watching a plasticine pastiche of porn turns you on?
  14. I'm cancelling my request for Morph to do his CFT and insist you listen to Biscuits!

    You're gonna need a few more bags of Plastecine if you want to do a naafi bird though.