Moron Pervert films himself in Asda

#2
He's just missed the Darwin Awards, too. Shame, really. Maybe he'll get an Honorary Award this year, or get killed doing something equally dense.
 

the_boy_syrup

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#3
He appears to be standing on an Asda basket

That's almost 6 inches of the ground with no high viz or safety net

They can always nail him on a breach of Health and Safety
 
#4
the_boy_syrup said:
He appears to be standing on an Asda basket

That's almost 6 inches of the ground with no high viz or safety net

They can always nail him on a breach of Health and Safety
It looks like he is standing in not on an Asda basket
 
#6
cbgramc said:
the_boy_syrup said:
He appears to be standing on an Asda basket

That's almost 6 inches of the ground with no high viz or safety net

They can always nail him on a breach of Health and Safety
It looks like he is standing in not on an Asda basket
So he's a basket case nyuk nyuk nyuk!

No need to get up, I'll see myself out...
 

the_boy_syrup

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Book Reviewer
#7
auscam said:
cbgramc said:
the_boy_syrup said:
He appears to be standing on an Asda basket

That's almost 6 inches of the ground with no high viz or safety net

They can always nail him on a breach of Health and Safety
It looks like he is standing in not on an Asda basket
So he's a basket case nyuk nyuk nyuk!

No need to get up, I'll see myself out...
Let me help

Do you mind driving the taxi?
Pte Grantham's a bit pissed he'll sit in the back he'll be no trouble :wink:
 
#8
As long as he doesn't chunder on the upholstery, I think it's new. Vinyl. of course, Connolly costs a fortune these days. Frightfully vulgar, but there you are.
 
#10
8O Fark! 'Gunshot wound to the head' eh? That would do it, no question. I hadn't got the reference, but wasn't going to say so (that's that famous Australian discretion, you see)
 
#12
:D Watch UK TV? I don't even watch Australian TV! (does A History of Scotland count? That finished here on Sunday, and I only really watched that for the photography)
 
#13
auscam said:
cbgramc said:
the_boy_syrup said:
He appears to be standing on an Asda basket

That's almost 6 inches of the ground with no high viz or safety net

They can always nail him on a breach of Health and Safety
It looks like he is standing in not on an Asda basket
So he's a basket case nyuk nyuk nyuk!

No need to get up, I'll see myself out...
Good one! I'm still chuckling.... :D

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#16
Will you fecks stopping picking on MDN and Reni. You know they aint there to fight for themselves. The feckers owe me a ton K but you dont see my getting upset do you?


Icelands here I come.....
 

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