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Morning Sickness

A father takes his 12 year old daughter to the doctors because she keeps being sick in the morning.

After the doctor has looked at the mans daughter, he leads the father into a back room and says:

I think your daughter is pregnant. Is she sexually active?

The father replies: No. She just lays there like a sack of shit.

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