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Morgan Freeman to do Homemade Porn??

#1
The National Enquirer: Morgan Freeman, 72, has told his 27-year-old step-granddaughter, E'Dena Hines, that he plans to marry her after they carried on a secret affair since she was a teenager. Please join me in a group barf.

Hasn't Woody Allen been there, done that?

still, got to hand it to the oldster if he can still get it up and wow the youngun... suggest buying Viagra stock as I'm sure he'll be going through a gross or two until the heart gives out...

maybe the little minx has got a nice revision of the will to tide her over when he succumbs to her charms?

72- 27... nice symmetry..is this a Zen thing?
 
#3
Well, bang goes his chance of an Oscar then, unless of course he films and releases his newest activities. Morg Freeman, who,d of thought it, still 9 out of 10 for sheer brass, necky old fecker
 

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