I'll happily admit to occasionally playing the odd computer game. Usually nerdy empire-building games on my PC. This gem caught my eye in HMV on the X-Box and I wonder who'll be the first to admit that they've played it, after all you get in-game commentary on your performance from one of Them with a 70's porno 'tache! Quality. I thought I'd cherry pick some choice quotes! Boo-yah! Double-tapping is something to do with modern dance, isn't it? Now they are taking the pish because even I know that he was the bloke from Gone With The Wind. I think an Ultimate Farce action game, where you have to hoard pies to fuel your tamagotchi Henno would be more fun, what feature would you put in your favourite walt-tastic video game?