More time off than....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BarryBuddon, Sep 11, 2007.

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  1. The classics are:

    The ship's cat
    Audie Murphy's safety catch


    However my particular favourite is:

    Simon Weston's eyebrows
     
  2. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    A whore in a church.
    Steve Fosset after a particularly bad landing . . . hat, coat, gone!
     
  3. Stephen Hawkings bicycle clips
     
  4. Santa Claus
    A lifer in a British jail
     
  5. Keira Knightley's tits.
     
  6. Dirty Harry's safety catch
     
  7. Madeline McCann's Babysitter
     
  8. Long John Silver's starboard steaming boot.
     
  9. Rip van Winkles bed side light.
     
  10. ... has spend more time on holiday than gloria hunniford.
     
  11. David Beckham
    Johnny Wilkinson
     
  12. feltching tube at a hells angels rally?
     
  13. John Waynes safety catch

    the CO's webbing
     
  14. Roayl Signas rifle?
     
  15. Michael Barrymore's agent.