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The classics are:

The ship's cat
Audie Murphy's safety catch

However my particular favourite is:

Simon Weston's eyebrows


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A whore in a church.
Steve Fosset after a particularly bad landing . . . hat, coat, gone!
Santa Claus
A lifer in a British jail
John Waynes safety catch

the CO's webbing
Bravo2nothing said:
Madeleine McCann's parents..............
where ever a chance to slip mc'canns in it will be eh 8)

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