more shocking news about prescott

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by brettarider, May 5, 2006.

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  1. Awesome! LOL. :lol:
  2. Amazing! I'm going to send that on the e-mail round.
  3. Nice one.
  4. Very very good well done
  5. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    Pam Ayres fancies him though!

    I am Ready Mr Prescott

    I am ready Mr Prescott,
    You can take me in your arms
    All those years I've waited,
    To experience your charms,
    So fling aside those trousers,
    I hope they're quick realease,
    For all that hanky panky's
    Made you clinically obese.

    I like a man of substance,
    I like a man of size,
    Especially when I'm measuring
    The bags beneath their eyes,
    If anyone insults me
    I have no doubt at all
    You'd leap to my defence
    And punch the blighter through the wall.

    I like you Mr Prescott,
    A constant watch I keep
    To see you on TV
    Sat next to Tony, fast asleep.
    So I'm waiting Mr Prescott
    My toothbrush in my bag,
    To see your chiselled jaw
    Bebind the wheel of either Jag.

    A man like you is dangerous
    A man like you is trouble
    Just like a row of houses
    You demolished me to rubble
    With one hand on the tiller
    As steady as a rock
    And the other disappearing
    Up the secretary's frock

    Pam Ayres May 2006
  6. Easy, save the page offline and re-edit it. Not exactly rocket science!!!
  7. Fcuking funny, well done.

    Somebody has too much time on their hands.
  8. Yes it is very funny about two shags but using an actual BBC template page on a forum in such a manner is questionable copyright, I would err caution and remove anything associated with the BBC. Im not a killjoy but these sort of things have happened on other forum websites and action has been taken.
  9. Agreed IJ, somebody did the same with a Microsoft template and they came down on him with all the weight of Bill Gates' dosh.
  10. Mr Moderator, Have you taken note of this. Last thing all us users wants is the weight of Aunty crashing down on the site!
  11. I think that is brilliant. I hope the Fat Parasite croaks on his cholesterol.
  12. Great fun.

    Do you think Prescott said to his wife, "It didn't mean anything..."?
  13. Superb... Still cannot believe that the fat knacker managed to get anyone to go near him... :D