More sex... But natural this time

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by OldAdam, Nov 11, 2009.

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  1. Really laughed at the paragraph:

    "The Researchers could only speculate why the females would want longer lasting sex......"

    Do female bats have orgasms?
  2. My old bat does
  3. It's simple. Animals engaged in the act of coitus cannot flee or fight off predators. Darwinian theory of survival of the fittest dictates that evolutionary processes favour those animals who expose themselves to risk for the shortest possible time.

    Therefore logically, three pumps and a squirt is a sign of superior genetic material. You women have no sense of when you're getting lucky, do you?
  4. Really good one for the CV this one....

    Past Experience:

    * Observer of Bat fellatio ...
    * Timing of Bat Coitius

    Ohhhh kayyyyy...
  5. They did not mention the bit about, prior to sex, the male fruit bat smears his penis in fruit pulp.
  6. Now why does pineapple spring to mind.... :)