More riots

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  1. Riots have started in Northern Ireland when a group or rioters broke into Argos


    163 people were arrested as the waited at collection point A
     
  2. HHH

    HHH LE


    There is a lot you can say about Northern Ireland, but not knowing how to rioting, is definitely not one of them ! :eye:
     
  3. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    The rioters prayer
    Our father, who art in prison, even my mum knows not his name, thy rioting done, you'll read it in the Sun, in Birmingham much as it is in London, give us this day our welfare bread & forgive us for being true wankers, as we forgive those who got ASBOS against us, lead us not to an employment situation but deliver us free housing, for thine is the petrol bomb, the plunder & its glories, forever and ever...I'm a dickhead
     
  4. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    To the tune of, "Only Fools and Horses"

    Stick a Sony in me pocket,
    I'll put the laptops in the van,
    Cos if you want the best 'uns,
    But you don't ask questions,
    Then brothers, are your men,
    Cos where it all comes from ain't a mystery,
    Coons are looting is the reason,
    They are flush with LCD's,
    But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk,
    Why do only fools and honkies work?
    La la la la la
    La la la la la la
    La la la la la
    La la la la la la
     
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