more re blow jobs

#1
Whilst contemplating my last threat - are there any of the male arrsers out there who have ever succesfully given themselves a blow job and how many have tried and failed - i imagine with the amount of habitual liars and braggers out there the answer to this one is going to be quite high

for myself i have the ability and equipment but not the motivation
 
#2
Who hasn't tried? I know I have, but alas no. I don't have missing ribs or a two foot long shlong.
 
#4
Ive tried and failed, closest I managed was a bit of a lick but nearly snapped my spine doing it.

I think there is already a thread abotu this somewhere
 

Pob02

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#5
As much as I enjoy getting a blowjob (and what self respecting man doesn't) the idea of giving one (even to myself) is, well about as appealing as being forced to listen to the entire Celine Dion back-catalogue whilst watching Michelle McManus (that fat bird off Pop idol ) and Rik Waller (that fat bloke off Pop Idol) going at it hammer and tongs, and having a red-hot poker forced up my rectum. So as such I have not tried to give myself a damned good sucking ( and besides I have a feeling I'd fail).
 
#6
Pob02 said:
As much as I enjoy getting a blowjob (and what self respecting man doesn't) the idea of giving one (even to myself) is, well about as appealing as being forced to listen to the entire Celine Dion back-catalogue whilst watching Michelle McManus (that fat bird off Pop idol ) and Rik Waller (that fat bloke off Pop Idol) going at it hammer and tongs, and having a red-hot poker forced up my rectum. So as such I have not tried to give myself a damned good sucking ( and besides I have a feeling I'd fail).
Poof
 

Pob02

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Book Reviewer
#7
Rowums said:
Pob02 said:
As much as I enjoy getting a blowjob (and what self respecting man doesn't) the idea of giving one (even to myself) is, well about as appealing as being forced to listen to the entire Celine Dion back-catalogue whilst watching Michelle McManus (that fat bird off Pop idol ) and Rik Waller (that fat bloke off Pop Idol) going at it hammer and tongs, and having a red-hot poker forced up my rectum. So as such I have not tried to give myself a damned good sucking ( and besides I have a feeling I'd fail).
Poof
Alway a pleasure to received a well thought out, articulate response :roll:
 
#8
Pob02 said:
Alway a pleasure to received a well thought out, articulate response :roll:
:D , I'm sure like any man you do a bit of cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops. Sucking yourself off is just the next logical step that many strive for, but few attain.




Poof
 
#9
Mighty_doh_nut said:
Ive tried and failed, closest I managed was a bit of a lick but nearly snapped my spine doing it.

I think there is already a thread abotu this somewhere
Would that be the one where you confess to wedging yourself under the stairs to aid self-noshing?
 
#10
cait said:
Would that be the one where you confess to wedging yourself under the stairs to aid self-noshing?
No, its the one were you bully a confession from me prior to a stitch :D

it is true however :oops:
 
#11
Mighty_doh_nut said:
cait said:
Would that be the one where you confess to wedging yourself under the stairs to aid self-noshing?
No, its the one were you bully a confession from me prior to a stitch :D

it is true however :oops:
:wink: , My Hero
 
#12
The actual method employed was to wedge self under end of stair case and push back, whilst pulling on a belt, wrapped around forehead and under thigh (crude pulley) technique.
 
#13
Mighty_doh_nut said:
The actual method employed was to wedge self under end of stair case and push back, whilst pulling on a belt, wrapped around forehead and under thigh (crude pulley) technique.
But are you lubbed up sufficiently to allow yourself to get even further under the stairs?
 
#14
Rowums said:
But are you lubbed up sufficiently to allow yourself to get even further under the stairs?
I remember in a haze it being a struggle getting out again... I was slightly p1ssed up with a woody the size or Worcester.

As the pain got more intense the less my boner performed.

I thought my spine was going to leap out of my back and the circulation to my leg would stop....

Ive not tried for years
 
#15
Mighty_doh_nut said:
As the pain got more intense the less my boner performed.

I thought my spine was going to leap out of my back and the circulation to my leg would stop....

Ive not tried for years
Simple, all you need is a little help from Mr Horse Tranquiliser, no more pain and self blowies all round :D
 
#16
i did once manage the faintest of faint licks, but thats it.... I walked with a limp for a week and was bent over like someone had sewn a rugby ball in my back
 
#17
OSACIN said:
i imagine with the amount of habitual liars and braggers out there the answer to this one is going to be quite high

for myself i have the ability and equipment but not the motivation
Pot and kettle spring to mind here....
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#18
OSACIN said:
Whilst contemplating my last threat - are there any of the male arrsers out there who have ever succesfully given themselves a blow job and how many have tried and failed - i imagine with the amount of habitual liars and braggers out there the answer to this one is going to be quite high

for myself i have the ability and equipment but not the motivation
I don't believe you. You sound like the sort of bloke who sucks his own c*ck.
 
#19
biscuits_ab - if i could disclocate my jaw i would - unfortunately i have a problem with girth - like i said, with the number of braggers and liars and other miscreants on the site, who knows whats true - and that's what makes this site - and this forum in particular - so good, because it dont matter - and long may that continue.
 

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