Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabetti Spaghetti? Why is dyslexia so hard to spell? Why is my wireless full of wires? Why is nostalgia not what it used to be? Why do airplane toilet windows have frosted glass? Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Why, no matter how hard it rains, does the water only comes half way up the ducks? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?