more imponderables

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a "hearing"?

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when they throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    What is the speed of darkness?

    Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

    If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

    Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

    Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

    Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    (Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . . )

    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?