Couldnât help but notice as I wade through the dirge that passes for work emails these days.......doesnât anyone use the phone anymore!! - well besides our David Dickenson look-alike!! and what ever happened to just walking down the corridor to speak to someone about an issue? anyway back to my point, its signature blocks. Not just that people are scanning in their real signatures, or using their full forename after years of being known by a shortened version, no that, its the messages that are appearing beneath signature blocks. They're becoming like a public announcement service................... These are couple of my favourites ïWhen confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would Speckled Jim handle this?" ïAccept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. ïEagles may soar high, but pigeons don't get sucked into jet engines. Anyone know any others?