More Army memories from the 1980s

#1
Apologies to all you airsofters and cadets who still seem to be up.

These are some more things I remember fondly from when I joined in 1987

Biscuits Brown

Biscuits fruit

Oatmeal blocks

Compo all in cans

Lucozade from the NAAFI for £1 a bottle

KF shirts you had to shave before you could wear them

Putting bootleces into the collar of your wooly pully

Bedford MK's

Vauxhall Cavaier staff cars

Armstrong 500cc 4 stroke bikes with compression that could break your leg

Part 3a's

Babies Heads

KF Mug

Active edge kit

Victors berets

Norgie shirts

Those old Combat jackets with linings in them

Bordon

Paras in Aldershot

HM Forces railcards with pictures you could swap around

MOD90's that were pink with dodgy black and white photos




Happy days indeed
 
#2
More b0ll0x that someone else will have to delete!

Poor them (the deletor that is, not THEM)...
 
#4
hb70 your getting rite on my fcukin nerves
 
#7
Get some superglue and cheesewire, fashion the cheesewire into a noose, stand on a stool and place the noose around your neck, attach the other end to a roof beam or some such. Now for the piece de resistance, superglue your hands to the sides of your head and JUMP. If you do it right your friends will think you've ripped your own head off.
 
#8
CQMS said:
Get some superglue and cheesewire, fashion the cheesewire into a noose, stand on a stool and place the noose around your neck, attach the other end to a roof beam or some such. Now for the piece de resistance, superglue your hands to the sides of your head and JUMP. If you do it right your friends will think you've ripped your own head off.
:clap:
 
#9
CQMS said:
Get some superglue and cheesewire, fashion the cheesewire into a noose, stand on a stool and place the noose around your neck, attach the other end to a roof beam or some such. Now for the piece de resistance, superglue your hands to the sides of your head and JUMP. If you do it right your friends will think you've ripped your own head off.
Some excellent advice there, HB70, maybe you could put a video camera onto remote play. The result would become the most popular You Tube movie in the internet links thread.
 
#10
Volunteer said:
CQMS said:
Get some superglue and cheesewire, fashion the cheesewire into a noose, stand on a stool and place the noose around your neck, attach the other end to a roof beam or some such. Now for the piece de resistance, superglue your hands to the sides of your head and JUMP. If you do it right your friends will think you've ripped your own head off.
Some excellent advice there, HB70, maybe you could put a video camera onto remote play. The result would become the most popular You Tube movie in the internet links thread.
And even more popular than this
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-4388811340398297074#docid=-1532500820875116955
 
#11
He missed one item off though, the old tin lid with the big metal spike that stuck through your skull if the spider was knackered....it obviously drilled through his brain.
 
#12
CQMS said:
Get some superglue and cheesewire, fashion the cheesewire into a noose, stand on a stool and place the noose around your neck, attach the other end to a roof beam or some such. Now for the piece de resistance, superglue your hands to the sides of your head and JUMP. If you do it right your friends will think you've ripped your own head off.
Usually, people who write LOL make my teeth itch. However, that has just made me laugh so hard that I've gone a little bit dizzy. Cheers for that.
 
#13
purplegunner said:
Volunteer said:
CQMS said:
Get some superglue and cheesewire, fashion the cheesewire into a noose, stand on a stool and place the noose around your neck, attach the other end to a roof beam or some such. Now for the piece de resistance, superglue your hands to the sides of your head and JUMP. If you do it right your friends will think you've ripped your own head off.
Some excellent advice there, HB70, maybe you could put a video camera onto remote play. The result would become the most popular You Tube movie in the internet links thread.
And even more popular than this
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-4388811340398297074#docid=-1532500820875116955
Nah, too soft... http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-4388811340398297074#docid=-4021773061045431065
 
#14
StickyToffeePudding said:
purplegunner said:
Volunteer said:
CQMS said:
Get some superglue and cheesewire, fashion the cheesewire into a noose, stand on a stool and place the noose around your neck, attach the other end to a roof beam or some such. Now for the piece de resistance, superglue your hands to the sides of your head and JUMP. If you do it right your friends will think you've ripped your own head off.
Some excellent advice there, HB70, maybe you could put a video camera onto remote play. The result would become the most popular You Tube movie in the internet links thread.
And even more popular than this
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-4388811340398297074#docid=-1532500820875116955
Nah, too soft... http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-4388811340398297074#docid=-4021773061045431065
Got me there, can`t beat that.
 
#15
purplegunner said:
StickyToffeePudding said:
purplegunner said:
Volunteer said:
CQMS said:
Get some superglue and cheesewire, fashion the cheesewire into a noose, stand on a stool and place the noose around your neck, attach the other end to a roof beam or some such. Now for the piece de resistance, superglue your hands to the sides of your head and JUMP. If you do it right your friends will think you've ripped your own head off.
Some excellent advice there, HB70, maybe you could put a video camera onto remote play. The result would become the most popular You Tube movie in the internet links thread.
And even more popular than this
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-4388811340398297074#docid=-1532500820875116955
Nah, too soft... http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-4388811340398297074#docid=-4021773061045431065
Got me there, can`t beat that.
It's totally fcuking outragously disgusting and can trump most things including 2 girls 1 cup!
 
#16
CQMS said:
Get some superglue and cheesewire, fashion the cheesewire into a noose, stand on a stool and place the noose around your neck, attach the other end to a roof beam or some such. Now for the piece de resistance, superglue your hands to the sides of your head and JUMP. If you do it right your friends will think you've ripped your own head off.
:D
 

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