Morale

#1
Training, which goes without saying, can be tedious at times (understatement).

Now then, what i'd like to know is; personally, what would you consider to be the ultimate morale boost?
 
#6
The feeling of control that you can only get from comprehensive knowledge, thorough preparation and the professional acknowledgement of your subordinates, your peers and your superiors (in that order).

Oh yeah, and porn.
 
#7
I'm not actually in the Army right now due to not meeting the set "criteria" this day and age at this present moment in time.
Ok where are you lacking in said "criteria"? Is it something you can address like not eating so many pies. Or are you not suitable due to being 13yrs old, your quadraplegic etc?

There seems to be a few kids on this site dishing out advice to all and sundry with a gay little 'im just a kid and have never served' get out clause in their sig block.

If you want to add your tuppence worth of advice to people join up, or if not just feck off.
 
#8
Ok then... that's one way to ask mate. I previously had mild athsma "apparently" and my last prescription was less than 4 yrs ago. I think of myself as knowing the basics or what is discussed, if that annoys you, be open minded or carry on, either of which don't really concern me and i'm not in the position to advise you anyway, you can have your opinion. :)
 
#10
end ex thats the best.

when you go home and fcuk the wife. without a shower.
and think of all your bell end cheese that go,s in her after 6 weeks in the woods. thats the way to do it .
 
#11
Morale.....has to be the section catering sized sack of Haribo.....Brightens up ANY shitty day.....

Though that could be why my gut is getting bigger..that and the 2nd best morale booster...Beer....
 
#12
Hearing Wolfgangs bell when you've just finished your last beer
 
#14
WRAPJOBAGAIN said:
end ex thats the best.

when you go home and fcuk the wife. without a shower.
and think of all your bell end cheese that go,s in her after 6 weeks in the woods. thats the way to do it .

I'll bet youre a great hit with her mother.


I suppose your cheese just adds to the fish cocktail shes had while you were away. I'll bet her slat looks like a pizza after you've placed the 'topping' on.

Grotty little person.
 
#17
When you're cold and wet , on stag in the middle of the night, the sergeant major approaches you are expecting a bollicking (CSMs are renowned for this) instead he offers you a Mars bar and a drink from his flask.
This works.
TB
 
#19
a subject close to my heart.

endex
knock off at lunch time
helpful clerks
payday, millionaires weekend
realising you have tipped up on course with a load of people you know and they are ace on the piss
clearance chits
top cover from seniors, deflecting all manor of shit from the good ideas club/puzzle palace.
a good CR when you deserve it.

now the bad!

endex followed by the 40 hour cleanup
hanging around on friday, just to get spammed for a pointless task.
clerks who need prompting 24/7
being on course with 3 people, all geeks
arrivals chits
missing admin chain
a mediocre CR... because nobody really knows what you do anyway. a carbon copy of your mates! 2 sigs take note!

morale high! as im now off down the motorway. knock off wednesday!
 
#20
Someone I know ex RAF Regiment had a bet that they couldn't go the whole week without doing any work. What they did was carry a big cardboard box everywhere asking for paper shreds, knowing that the only place to have them would be the office ;)
 

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