Moped Snatchers ....how would deal with them

The media is currently outraged by the rise in thieves on mopeds snatching phones, bags and wallets etc , how would you deal with / prevent this.
 

The_Snail

ADC
RIP
By not buying a moped.
 
The media is currently outraged by the rise in thieves on mopeds snatching phones, bags and wallets etc , how would you deal with / prevent this.
Hang the cunts.*










*For being so pathetic as to steal bloody mopeds.
 

Yokel

LE
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By not feeding into this ridiculous notion that the police will have killed them when they fall off and die.

If you break the law by stealing something and then removing your helmet, driving your moped like it's a trail bike over pavements and off road then when the police chase you and you die it is squarely your fault.

Just like if the police accost you and you decide to swallow your drug stash, it is not the fault of the police....
 
Drive them off the road.

If they are still alive, torture them to death. Imagination will be needed. (Where is @Porridge_gun? He will have some input for the torture bit.)

Hang the bodies in public for 30 days.
 

greyfergie

MIA
Book Reviewer
Stick them in a nice room, with a nice warm drink, talk to them gently and calmly and try to find out (a bit at a time) why they have been radicalised.....
 
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