Moose Crime Wave

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  1. From the Aftenposten (Norway).

    Loutish moose are terrorizing Scandanavia.

    The linked articles report that these creatures are gorging on fruit which ferments after a heavy frost. They thus become a drunken menace.

    Other moose have committed smash-and-grab burglary in a grocery store and vandalism (on a Norwegian family's outdoor statue of a moose).


    "Drunken Moose Terrorizes Family"
    http://www.aftenposten.no/english/world/article1163905.ece
     
  2. I blame the parents!
     
  3. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

    Possibly, but this would never have happened if rotting fruit wasn't available 24 hours!
     
  4. Are these the mooses without antlers that you find in the wrac block or are they the furry mooses with antlers that live in the tundra areas of scandanavia ?????
     
  5. I fear to ask, but how did the moose vandalise a statue of a moose?
     
  6. drunken sexual frustration ????
     
  7. Maybe it kicked its back doors in. They are fcuking lethal. They're the right height to enter the passenger compartment of a car when they hit it as well.
     
  8. ... got a swedish friend who went on a 'moose safari'.

    he got a bit pissed off with me when I couldn't stop laughing.