Mooncups, for fcuks sake.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by gingwarr, Jan 25, 2006.

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  1. Got linked to this on another site (SFW, but weird).

    Why? I mean, do they want to keep it for later or something?


  2. Gingwarr that is not as bad as some of the testimonials...

    I think I might have to vomit.....

    Ohh wait just found this

    8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
  3. And if you're feeling really crazy, why not pour it into someone's drink?
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  4. *Muffled giggling* A bloody Moonie? :lol: :lol:
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  5. Not just now thanks, maybe next month.
  6. More black pudding anyone? ........anyone?
  7. I've got a lob on at the thought of drinking Flower's menstrual blood.
  8. Do you want me to strain it first? :lol:

  9. That left me feeling physically sick..

    ..Good drills!

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  10. can you buy them in "fire bucket" and "15 yard skip" size?

    i'm not being funny, the size the bird on the website is holding up may be fine for some, but she'd better have hands like pat jennings if that is going to fit anyone in the Medway towns.

    Why would you want to collect Menstural blood?.....

    it smacks of being a bit "jerry built" to me, lets say your minge bleeds like a slaughtered lamb, what is the safe pressure build up behind one of those things like, i mean the last thing you want to do is sit down on the bus and shoot the bloke opposite between the eyes, then hose him down with a gallon of claret.
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  11. AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU ARE A SICK, EVIL, TWISTED BARSTEWARD!!! I've just pissed myself, whilst retching!!!
  12. Ouch! 8O Just because Elizabeth Duke does a healthy profit there, doesn't mean everyone is the same...... :roll:

    "I've been using the Mooncup for three years and it has been fantastic. I have a very heavy flow and used to use 2 x super plus tampons at a time, and a pad as well, and I would still be in a mess in an hour for the first 2 days of my period. Apart from saving me a fortune, and not supporting pharmaceutical giants, it is much gentler on your body than tampons. Try it, it is really worth it."

    Seems like it fits all fannies then- how the heck do you get TWO tampons up there at a time?

    I have no relationship with my menstral flow and I require no relationship with my menstral flow thank you very much. :?
  13. Why would you do it, seriously! Its bad enough knowing (and we ALL know) that its that time of the month, but why collect it? Would you want to do a month by month comparison? Store it for future fun, or wanting to blag being on? Sell it off as a paticularly authentic paintball filler??
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  14. I mean ... how the holy f uck do you remove this thing??????

    is it like removing the sump plug from a ford escort???

    is a drip tray required, and you have to fish the f ucking thing out of it when the torrent has subsided....

    is it on a safety rope... to allow a "hands clear" withdrawal?

    Thai bar girls could replace their ping pong ball/razor blade combo with these and crack on through rag week... the punters dressed as abbatoir workers, and the bar getting a full "redecoration" in a new colour known as "keema naan" actually the Thai translation of "mooncup" is ...

    "party popper full of entrails"
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  15. But I see no problem with this??

    I, for one, have long stored my own urine in sealed Mason's jars. All are stored in my very own CB bunker, each one carefully ordered by year and X-ref'd by saline content, etc............DO NOT LARFF!................they are stacked neatly with my tinfoil hats (to protect from Martian mind beams) and my boxed set of 'They are feckin' coming to get you' by L Ron Hubbard..........indeed, Madam GOM has been storing a wide variety of her own bodily fluids and protein strings for sometime. Sadly, our Stool Collection (1980 - 1990) had to be humanely destroyed when it took life one dark night after a tremendous electrical storm.....................

    Why are you all looking at me?

    You've come to steal my dreams, have'nt you!?'re one of THEM, are'nt you??!!.......................