Moochs 1-0-1 with GOD

#1
Sorry to bear bad(ish) news...

Confirmed kill in NAAFI.
The Lord Flasheart aka GOD.
Mooch aka Thrush.
Witnesses present...

Advice given...Change name...Stop being a tit...Join Dare to Excel...Adopt a bunny...Move closer to the seaside...Grow a life…

Advice refused.

Final score TLF one dead.

Mrs Mooch has asked that flowers not be sent as she never liked him anyway.

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/coppermine/displayimage/album=11/pos=362.html

Beebs :(
 
#2
one can only hope but I can here the Cuntenator's voice now "I'll be baak"

What is is with dullards, you point out that they are cnuts and yet they don't get it.
 
#3
ctauch said:
one can only hope but I can here the Cuntenator's voice now "I'll be baak"

What is is with dullards, you point out that they are cnuts and yet they don't get it.
I tried so hard not to reply to this!!

Here are the facts.

The lord flashheart and I were indulged in chat and for a few minutes, i had someone on this site talk to me like i was a normal person.

Flash did indeed suggest i change my user name which would then make life easier for me.

I explained that when i first came on this site, i did so to have a laugh!

As time went by, i realised that this site is a fantastic facility and so i started to respect it.

I told Flash that i had indeed learned my lesson and that i barely post anything anymore.

I could easily start again under a new name but it is not in my nature to lie and as such, it wouldnt take people long to figure out that the "new" user, is in fact me!!
Armed with this knowledge, im pretty sure that a few of you out there would take great delight in outing me and then calling me dullard, troll etc etc.

Anyway, thats my piece said!

Have fun!!

:D
 
#4
Sounds fair enough.
 
#5
Lairdx said:
Sounds fair enough.
Puff!

My old pappy gave me some sound advice:

once a c0ck always a c0ck
 
#6
Mighty_doh_nut said:
Lairdx said:
Sounds fair enough.
Puff!

My old pappy gave me some sound advice:

once a c0ck always a c0ck
While he was fiddling with your willy no doubt.
 
#7
As it happens......... :D

Wasn't calling you a c0ck, just a puff jock
 
#8
I know. It's ok. Mooch is my mate now anyway. Got to stick up for your mates haven't you?
 
#11
I've got a really good idea. Lets start a Mooch Fan club.
 
#13
Where has he gone anyway? He seems quiet.
 
#14
I'm betting he's with his comedy script writers (rumoured to be Rowan Atkinson, John Cleese, Roy 'Chubby' Brown and Ade Edmonson) and preparing for another comedic onslaught to entertain us for hours on end.



Or B, he's sulking because I called him a cnut.
 
#15
The Lord Flasheart said:
Or B, he's sulking because I called him a cnut.
I'm not so sure. I reckon he is made of sterner stuff than that.
 
#16
Disagree, I called him a cnut and he sulked like fcuk whilst in chat. His level of banter after that would have made an autistic child with attention deficit disorder sound like a Royal Marine on the pop with a member of the Parachute Regiment.
 
#17
Lairdx,

You are one of the reasons this site is so great!!

You have demonstrated independant thought and shown a great strength of character in voicing your opinion.

By the way, Flashy was right!! i was cowering because he called me a cnut!! (copyright mr ricky gervais)

:D
 
#18
mooch said:
Lairdx,

You are one of the reasons this site is so great!!

You have demonstrated independant thought and shown a great strength of character in voicing your opinion.

By the way, Flashy was right!! i was cowering because he called me a cnut!! (copyright mr ricky gervais)

:D
You just want Lairdx to push in your stool...quit sucking up and come out and ask him...when he's done poking you in your rusty sheriff's badge you can lick his knob and both of you can sing Cumbaya and fondle each other's pods.

WTF is all this touchy feely crap doing in the NAAFI, you two need to take your love fest to PM.
 
#19
Ctauch - You are just fantastic. I think I love you.
 

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