Mooch. A top arrser?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheLordFlasheart, Apr 12, 2005.

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  1. No

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  2. Yes

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  1. Well, it appears our very own Arrse sprog wishes more attention. I'm sure we have all known the gobby new sprog in the Bn/Sqn/Tp and how popular they tend to be (in between visits to BMH Rinteln/Wegberg).

    Mooch, the floor is yours.
  2. makes me look a sensible normal type guy.. :wink:

    ok that was going a bit far fetched i know

    i think he should stay :wink:
  3. He does tend to get up ones nose now, doesn't he :roll:

    Nothing a good old tent-poling wouldn't sort out :wink:
  4. As requested mooch, I shall post the PM you just sent me.

    PS Stop filling my PM box with dullness, cack and stuff that even Anya would find amusing. You annoying pleb. :wink:
  5. First, STFUYGFS?

    Second, I thought Mooch was a bird. Must be the man breasts.
  6. I would like to begin by saying that even though i got off to a rough start on arrse, i now feel that i have redeemed myself by way of witty comments, jumping on band wagons and my pure devotion to reaching a thousand posts before this month is out.

    I ask of you fellow arrsers to also take into account that i am who i am, i have no other name on this place and that is the way it will remain.

    If you can find it in your heart to tell me what the fcuk the third option on the poll is, i will give you a special mention in my 1 millionth post!! :D
  7. "Shut the fcuk up you gobby fcuking sprogg."

    Seemed obvious to me...
  8. CC, you will always be our 'odd but welcome' blokey. The question was not stay or go but more of 'nothing to say, say nothing'.

    Cpls, work it out. (On both counts) :wink:
  9. You been near the salad bar again :wink:
  10. To quote MDN, the man is a tube.

    BB in the making.
  11. wanker
  12. Now, Ive never been known to bully on this site or dictate to the users of the NAAFI how or what to post but.....

    Redeemed? In what way, Poindexter??
    Witty comments? Ditto. (As witty as a bayonet in the throat?).
    "i am who i am" WTF is that all about?
    RTFQ, think about option three. :wink:
  13. I feel a lynching about to start.........go get him Flash :twisted: