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Monty Python

#1
Know it and love it. Could act in it seen them so much ;D

What is your favourite one liner?

Mine-

'hes not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy'  ;D ;D ;D
 
#2
As an old bastaard, there's loads of good memories about MP.  I grew up on this, and Spike Milligan's Q series.  MP's finest....... the Parrot Sketch.  Me tinks ??
 
#3
I agree with Gunny, the parrot sketch is immortal.   ;D

but the black night also had me in tears.  "it's a flesh wound"  (Remind anyone of Comical Ali?)
 
#5
"BRING FORTH THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!"

"Was it an African or a European Swallow?"

"Blessed are the cheesemakers?"

"YES, WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!"

"Just a little bit of peril?"

"We want............ a shrubbery!"
 
#6
.....Dennis Mooore, Dennis Moore.......

.........................Is not in this bit
 
#7
Messiah definatley the best

Closely followed by

I'm Bryan and so's my wife ;D
 
#9
.....Dennis Mooore, Dennis Moore.......

.........................Is not in this bit
Riding through the night, soon every loopin in this land will be in his mighty had, he steals from the rich and he gives to the poor, Dennis Moore Dennis Moore, Loopin......... another favourite. ;D

Any body else want to laugh at Biggus ......Dickus....... strike him centurion.....

And throw him to the floor your majesty?


The Apple and the Witch sketch was another....

Bugger me there are loads
 
#10
Spiney Norman the giant Hedgehog who lives in a hanger at Luton airport and pursues Dinsdale Piranha.
 
#12
We are nights of the round table
we dance whenever were able
We do routines
make floral scenes
and impersonate clark cable

Its great to live in Camelot
we eat ham and jam and spam alot
 
#13
I wish someone could tell me the name of the classical music that precedes the Lupin Express sketch... You know, the bit that's playing as the commentator says

England......1747

and Lipstik, you move at your peril, for I have 2 pistols here , I know one of them isn't loaded anymore ..........
 
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#14
Any scene Palin was in, particularly Constitutional Peasant

"Here we see the violence inherent in the system, HELP!HELP! i'm being repressed"
 
#15
Where is the popular peoples front?

Hes over there

Splitter!
 
#16
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
Our Cheif Weapon is Surprise
Surprise and ruthless efficiency

Surprise and........


I'll come in again....
 
#17
Crucifixtion? Good one cross each first on the left.

shes a witch! shes a witch

so how shall we fack off o master?

now write it out a hundred times or ill cut your balls off.
 
#19
The meaning of life - twenty topless women running in slow motion, wearing helmets and executing someone by chasing him over Beachy Head - what a way to go, poetry in motion.

Comic genius allied to a perfectly understandable fascination with bouncing breasts. ;D
 
#20
BEST SONG from meaning of life

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,

And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And reolving at nine thousand miles an hour.
It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
The sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at fourteen thousand miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred million stars;
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,
We go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go, that's the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!



he he he
 

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