Monty Python

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  1. Sorry if this has been done before but monty python really is a timeless classic.

    "Monty Python's Spamalot," a musical inspired by the 1975 film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." hit Broadway on March 17, written by Eric Idle,

    So which is your favourite comedy sketch performed performed on the show Monty pythons flying circus.


    My top three as i couldn't really choose are:

    The Lumberjack song
    The dead parrot sketch
    the clip about self defence, with the attacker with a bannana ( never been able to do unarmed combat without thinking of this sketch)


    so what is yours?????
     
  2. I would have to say the one with the mouse organ,

    Basically it starts off as a concert pianist, or so you think ,
    they state he is about to play the mouse organ with mice that squeak in pitch to a musical note, and has arranged them on the organ, and by gentle tapping them they squeak.
    Then the pianist pulls out two wooden mallets and preceeds to play 3 blind mice, while mashing the hell out the keyboard!

    Funny as hell
     
  3. The basics of camoflauge;
    'There are 32 people hidden in this picture'

    and

    'Don't stand there gawping like you've never seen the hand of god before!'

    and

    the black knight
     
  4. Here are a few of my favourates:

    The Knights who say neee - The Holy Grail

    The French Taunting 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries' - Holy Grail

    Bigus Dickus - The Life of Brian

    Wolf nipple chips - get em while their hot, their lovely - The Life of Brian

    Judean Peoples Front Crack Suicide Squad - Life of Brian

    I'm Brian and so's my wife - Life of Brian

    The fish slapping scene

    The killer joke (WWII Secret weapon) - translated from German

    'My Dog has no nose

    How Does he Smell?

    terrible'

    :lol: Genius!
     
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  6. Oh just remembered another one

    the song 'Every Sperm Is Sacred'

    Such a classic i wonder would they get away with it now??
     
  7. SS - have to agree with you there I do not think in this current climate MP would be allowed.

    'Every sperm is sacred' is a classic as is in no particular order

    The Knights who say NI! - makes me wet myself everytime
    Black Knight
    The Spanish Inquisition
    Spam
    Biggus Dickus
    Welease Woderwick scene
    Lumberjack Song
    Election Night Special
    Dead Parrot
    Nudge nudge wink wink
    Albatross!! - the uncut live version

    in tears :lol: just thinking of them
     
  8. The Holy Hand-Grenade of Antioch - Holy Grail. Absolutely Epic!
     
  9. The Philosophers Drinking Song - "I Drink Therefore I Am". And other gems from the Faculty of the University of Alice Springs (no poofters!).
     
  10. "Oh king eh? thats nice. And how do you get that eh? By exploiting the workers!"

    The Masonic architects sketch

    "Dinsdale!"

    The 'psychedelic' recruiting ad for the Royal navy
    "Come together with the RN, it really is something other than else!"

    Right! stop that, thats silly!
     
  11. Funniest Joke in the World and Self-Defence are great but Kilimanjaro is hilarious. However, my sister did throw up watching the Chocolate Coated Crunchy Frog sketch.
     
  12. The cheese shop sketch,
    The philosphers song,
    The witch sketch from holy grail,
    Bicycle repair man

    Oh and the classic totally non PC yet extremely funny

    Never be rude to an Arab.
     
  13. i wondered if anyone would remember don't be rude to an arab... cracks me up every time. love the whole monty python sings cd in fact.

    all of the life of brian..
    the banana combat thing was brilliant too.
    i wish they'd throw the whole thing back on telly again, remember watching it in the 80's and crying with laughter and my mum going "thats just not funny though" great stuff