Monsters

#1
We had nightmares about them, we saw films about them.
But we sometimes woke up with the real ones.
Who was your Monster?
Mine was a thing that used to frequent Broadways in the Traz. Old bast@rd and quite scary.
 
#3
Slasher Sonia, she used to cut her wrists to get sympathy, if you held a napkin to her cut, you got laid, mind you i also got crabs but hey ho
 
#6
I went to this theme park/zoo place in America. I think it was called something like Neverland. Anyway, It got very late so I stayed the night....... :cry:
 
#7
I have had two, one had one leg shorter then the other and she walked with a kind of rocking rolling motion and she was a bit on the large side. The other only had one arm, but she was good.
 
#8
Monster said:
I have had two, one had one leg shorter then the other and she walked with a kind of rocking rolling motion and she was a bit on the large side. The other only had one arm, but she was good.
Kin 'ell, where do you go on the pull, Passchendale?
 
#10
Ash Vale Lil, a slightly more mature lady (50+) who preyed on young impressionable, pissed recruits in the early 80's.

I remember waking up with sh!t on the sheets thinking I’ve crapped myself in the night to discover it was months old & then see her teeth in a glass by the side of the bed.

Is it to late to report a sexual assault I feel dirty again?
 
#11
Where was the rest of her then, if only her teeth were left? - you never ate her, surely?. You want to be careful reporting that one chum.
 
#14
Monster said:
I have had two, one had one leg shorter then the other and she walked with a kind of rocking rolling motion and she was a bit on the large side. The other only had one arm, but she was good.
There was a bird that used to Frequent the Gronks Ball in CTCRM in the 80s Just like that..........and she was Ugly to boot........and hopefully monster i was there before you............OLO
 

engr172

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#15
Yes, Broadways in Traz had a good selection. The stomp in Chatham anyone?
 
#16
engr172 said:
Yes, Broadways in Traz had a good selection. The stomp in Chatham anyone?
Stop! Oh the Horror!! :p I can't remember what was worse, meeting them at the Stomp even when pished, or when sober on screws looking in the dog book and seeing their passport pictures :omfg:
 
#18
Olive and Kipper Feet, San Ignacio, Belize, 1973 ................

Help the night terrors are coming back!!!!!! :crying:
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#19
Amy's bar. Johore Bahru. A quite attractive lady named Lulu, but nicknamed 'Twitchy'. On account of being a raging epileptic. Tie her to a bed, climb on, start the light show, cut the ropes and enjoy the ride.
 
#20
The dummy in UNFICYP, mid 80's if memory is not failing me.

I was bad...........but young and stupid covers most things then :oops:


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