Monsters

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  1. We had nightmares about them, we saw films about them.
    But we sometimes woke up with the real ones.
    Who was your Monster?
    Mine was a thing that used to frequent Broadways in the Traz. Old bast@rd and quite scary.
     
  2. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Dale.
     
  3. Slasher Sonia, she used to cut her wrists to get sympathy, if you held a napkin to her cut, you got laid, mind you i also got crabs but hey ho
     
  4. A thing called Rachel - lived in Jonny's cafe white shops, Catterick - 88 should've been the fish mongers!
     
  5. Maxine from the Queens in Bordon. She took a 'shine' to me when i was 18 and pissed, I still feel violated.
     
  6. I went to this theme park/zoo place in America. I think it was called something like Neverland. Anyway, It got very late so I stayed the night....... :cry:
     
  7. I have had two, one had one leg shorter then the other and she walked with a kind of rocking rolling motion and she was a bit on the large side. The other only had one arm, but she was good.
     
  8. Kin 'ell, where do you go on the pull, Passchendale?
     
  9. In my defence I will give that well known excuse, I was hammered the night was cumming to a end and I needed to unload.
     
  10. Ash Vale Lil, a slightly more mature lady (50+) who preyed on young impressionable, pissed recruits in the early 80's.

    I remember waking up with sh!t on the sheets thinking I’ve crapped myself in the night to discover it was months old & then see her teeth in a glass by the side of the bed.

    Is it to late to report a sexual assault I feel dirty again?
     
  11. Where was the rest of her then, if only her teeth were left? - you never ate her, surely?. You want to be careful reporting that one chum.
     
  12. Artemis.

    26 stone of idiot.
     
  13. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
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    A bird nick named Honey Monster. Because she was big and ginger.
     
  14. There was a bird that used to Frequent the Gronks Ball in CTCRM in the 80s Just like that..........and she was Ugly to boot........and hopefully monster i was there before you............OLO
     
  15. engr172

    engr172 Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    Yes, Broadways in Traz had a good selection. The stomp in Chatham anyone?